Brendon McCullum despised the term Bazball from its inception, deeming it overly simplistic and maybe foreseeing how it could be used as a weapon down the line. Currently, trailing 2-0 in an away Ashes series that began with great expectations, it has turned into the subject of mockery from Australia.
But McCullum has contributed to the problem either. After the gut-wrenching defeat at the Gabba, his insistence that, if there was an issue, England were 'too prepared' before the day-night Test was like trying to put out a rubbish fire with gasoline. It risks becoming his epitaph as national coach if performances do not take an upturn.
On one level, one must admire his commitment to the bit. While McCullum says he block out external noise, he will have been all too aware of an England team often described as freewheeling and lacking preparation.
The truth, as ever, is not so simple. England play as much golf during their scheduled breaks as their rivals and they practice equally hard. Before the Gabba Test, they did more, logging five days to Australia's three, due to their limited experience to the pink ball and the changes in lighting conditions.
McCullum's point about being "over-prepared" was that those additional training days were his call – the instance he blinked in his belief that less is more. It meant a significant amount of focus was used up before they even took the field in the intensity of Australia's stronghold. And though nets are a opportunity to iron out technique, they can also become a safety blanket; low-pressure activity that mainly maintains the reflexes sharp.
Fixtures are tight such that pre-series state games were not possible (and uncertain value, as shown by England having played three before the 5-0 series loss in 2013-14). More difficult to justify is the disregard of domestic red-ball cricket as a valuable experience more broadly, evidenced by Jacob Bethell's unproductive season.
Only playing prepares cricketers for the many situations they encounter, and it is here where England have thus far been found lacking. The issue is not just with the bat – as poor as some of the decision-making has been – but an bowling attack that seems leaderless. No bowler has demonstrated the persistence or control that the exceptional Australian paceman and his teammates have displayed.
The coach's free-spirit outlook was freeing during its first 12 months, an effective, apt solution to shake off the lethargy that came before. The frustration now stems from how it has apparently failed to move beyond that initial phase – an absence of an second phase to the original software that has seen form decline to an even record from their last 30 Tests.
One such player is the wicketkeeper-batter, a talent, no question, but one who is being mercilessly targeted on each side of the bat and missed two key chances as wicketkeeper. It probably does not help when your opposite number, Alex Carey, has just produced a virtuoso display.
Based on McCullum's words in the aftermath, England look likely to persist with Smith in Adelaide. The hope – similar to the broader situation – is that a return to a traditional match environment unleashes his best, with Perth's bouncy pitch and the unusual day-night format now out of the way.
Another option is to implement the plan stumbled across during the victorious series in New Zealand last year by moving the batsman down to his more natural home as a busy No. 5 or 6, handing him the gloves, and picking a new No 3. A young contender made some runs for the Lions recently, or perhaps an all-rounder could fulfil a similar role to Moeen Ali in 2023.
In the end, none of this is ideal, with Australia's superior basics having shattered pre-series optimism and pushed the team's entire approach into the harsh glare of scrutiny.
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