Labuschagne evenly coats butter on each surface of a slice of soft bread. “That’s the key,” he explains as he brings down the lid of his toastie maker. “Perfect. Then you get it toasted on both sides.” He opens the grill to reveal a perfectly browned of delicious perfection, the gooey cheese happily bubbling away. “So this is the secret method,” he explains. At which point, he does something unexpected and strange.
At this stage, I sense a layer of boredom is beginning to cover your eyes. The alarm bells of elaborate writing are flashing wildly. You’re probably aware that Labuschagne hit 160 for Queensland this week and is being feverishly talked up for an national team comeback before the Ashes series.
You likely wish to read more about his performance. But first – you now realise with an anguished sigh – you’re going to have to get through a section of light-hearted musing about grilled cheese, plus an further tangential section of overly analytical commentary in the second person. You feel resigned.
Labuschagne flips the sandwich on to a serving plate and walks across the fridge. “Not many people do this,” he states, “but I genuinely enjoy the cold toastie. There, in the fridge. You let the cheese firm up, go for a hit, come back. Perfect. Toastie’s ready to go.”
Look, let’s try it like this. Shall we get the match details initially? Small reward for making it this far. And while there may be just six weeks until the first Test, Labuschagne’s hundred against Tasmania – his third this season in all cricket – feels importantly timed.
Here’s an Australia top three seriously lacking consistency and technique, exposed by South Africa in the World Test Championship final, shown up once more in the Caribbean afterwards. Labuschagne was dropped during that trip, but on a certain level you gathered Australia were desperate to rehabilitate him at the soonest moment. Now he appears to have given them the ideal reason.
And this is a strategy Australia must implement. Usman Khawaja has one century in his recent 44 batting efforts. Sam Konstas looks not quite a Test opener and closer to the attractive performer who might portray a cricketer in a Indian film. None of the alternatives has shown convincing form. One contender looks out of form. Harris is still surprisingly included, like dust or mold. Meanwhile their captain, Cummins, is unfit and suddenly this seems like a surprisingly weak team, lacking strength or equilibrium, the kind of built-in belief that has often put Australia 2-0 up before a game starts.
Enter Marnus: a top-ranked Test batsman as just two years ago, freshly dropped from the one-day team, the right person to bring stability to a shaky team. And we are informed this is a more relaxed and thoughtful Labuschagne now: a streamlined, back-to-basics Labuschagne, not as maniacally obsessed with technical minutiae. “It seems I’ve really stripped it back,” he said after his century. “Less focused on technique, just what I should bat effectively.”
Clearly, nobody truly believes this. Most likely this is a new approach that exists entirely in Labuschagne’s mind: still furiously stripping down that method from all day, going deeper into fundamentals than any player has attempted. Like basic approach? Marnus will spend months in the practice sessions with advisors and replays, completely transforming into the simplest player that has ever played. This is just the nature of the addict, and the characteristic that has long made Labuschagne one of the most wildly absorbing players in the cricket.
Maybe before this highly uncertain Ashes series, there is even a kind of interesting contrast to Labuschagne’s constant dedication. On England’s side we have a team for whom technical study, let alone self-analysis, is a kind of dangerous taboo. Go with instinct. Be where the ball is. Live in the instant.
For Australia you have a individual like Labuschagne, a man completely dedicated with the game and wonderfully unconcerned by who knows about it, who finds cricket even in the spaces between the cricket, who approaches this quirky game with just the right measure of odd devotion it deserves.
This approach succeeded. During his intense period – from the instant he appeared to substitute for an injured the senior batsman at the famous ground in 2019 to around the end of 2022 – Labuschagne somehow managed to see the game with greater insight. To tap into it – through pure determination – on a higher, weirder, more frenzied level. During his days playing club cricket, fellow players saw him on the game day positioned on a seat in a meditative condition, literally visualising each delivery of his batting stint. According to cricket statisticians, during the early stages of his career a unusually large proportion of catches were dropped off his bat. Remarkably Labuschagne had intuited what would happen before others could react to change it.
It’s possible this was why his career began to disintegrate the time he achieved top ranking. There were no worlds left to visualise, just a empty space before his eyes. Additionally – he began doubting his signature shot, got stuck in his crease and seemed to lose awareness of his stumps. But it’s part of the same issue. Meanwhile his coach, D’Costa, believes a focus on white-ball cricket started to erode confidence in his alignment. Positive development: he’s recently omitted from the ODI side.
Certainly it’s relevant, too, that Labuschagne is a man of deep religious faith, an committed Christian who thinks that this is all predetermined, who thus sees his task as one of reaching this optimal zone, no matter how mysterious it may seem to the mortal of us.
This mindset, to my mind, has consistently been the primary contrast between him and Steve Smith, a instinctive player
Lena is a passionate gamer and tech writer, specializing in indie games and esports coverage.